Oas is sent from her home planet of Zorca-twenty-three to rescue her brother from the clutches of the worst humanoid known in the solar system--a teenage girl. Oas experiences first hand life as a teenage girl, falls in love, saves a town from an E.Coli outbreak and meets Johnny Depp. But when she samples food her handler has warned her to avoid, life on Earth takes a drastic turn for the worse. More
Oas is sent from her home planet of Zorca-twenty-three to save her brother Ralb from the worst humanoid known in the solar system--a teenage girl. With her traveling companions, Rotsen, a dandelion with an attitude who watches too many Sopranos reruns, and Lehcarr, a Venus Fly Trap with the nasty habit of eating her friends, they set off to locate Ralb. Traveling through a black hole, Oas is transformed from her ananoid shape into that of a teenage girl. They land in Bedrocktown to find the teenagers aren't as bad as they feared--they're worse. Zen her handler has warned her to stay sway from pizza and popcorn, but she tries both, with disasterous results. She needs to find her brother, figure out how humans kiss, save a town from an E.Coli outbreak, and meet Johnny Depp, not necessarily in that order. Then all she has to do is figure out how to get home, but are her ties to Earth too strong.
Born with a passion to read and write, Jane Greenhill recalls climbing up in a chair to sit behind the old typewriter. Heavily influenced by Nancy Drew, Jane loves writing murder mysteries and Young Adult.