There are several things you must know about Brittany Wedd.
The first and most important being that there will never be another human soul on this planet who loves Cadbury Mini-Eggs as much as she does (this little tidbit also includes her Hell hound Ginger who has taken an uncanny interest in the chocolate morsels herself).
Just as important (though what could honestly compete with chocolate?) is the man she is married to - a very real English Knight.
After having met said-British hunk via an outdated social media site (the story that will be told to their children regarding how they met has yet to be written), Brittany soon found herself deeply in love.
A few intercontinental flights later, many immigration proceedings, and rants about which country has the better food (hands down England), the lovebirds finally settled down in rural Maryland.
Brittany now spends the majority of her middle-mid-life escaping into dizzy day dreams and trying to find a way to bring those realities back to the real world and onto paper.
And of course eating mini-eggs.