Bell, Book & Handbag

By Ian Ashley
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Published: Jan. 27, 2013
Words: 103,418 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781301956562

Short description

What do you do when your lost psychic powers return after an absence of forty years? How do you hide your criminal past from a nosey neighbour and why are clairvoyants dying in the sleepy English town of Biddermouth On Sea? Just how many Diva Wigs do you get through whilst trying to close the door between the Living and the Dead? Can you still run in heels when you're 67 next birthday?

Extended description

When failed psychic Maureen Truscott isn't attending funerals with her neighbour Beattie Hathaway she tries to live a peaceful life styling her Diva Wigs and singing along to her back catalogue of Dusty Springfield records.But when a vengeful ghost threatens to reveal Maureen's criminal past and a celebrity medium drops dead on stage Maureen finds herself forced to take on the might of the nations Most Evil Spirit.
With only a disbelieving Beattie by her side Maureen fights her own self-doubts, stealing church property, hiding an illegal immigrant and absconding from the scene of yet another murder along the way.The door between the Living and the Dead is now wide open. All Maureen and Beattie have to do is close it.
Their only obstacle is celebrity clairvoyant Doris Morris. Determined to have Meryl Streep play the lead in a film of her life story Doris will stop at nothing to prevent Maureen from succeeding in her quest.
Trapped in the ruins of England's Most Haunted House the sta.. (Read more) When failed psychic Maureen Truscott isn't attending funerals with her neighbour Beattie Hathaway she tries to live a peaceful life styling her Diva Wigs and singing along to her back catalogue of Dusty Springfield records.But when a vengeful ghost threatens to reveal Maureen's criminal past and a celebrity medium drops dead on stage Maureen finds herself forced to take on the might of the nations Most Evil Spirit.
With only a disbelieving Beattie by her side Maureen fights her own self-doubts, stealing church property, hiding an illegal immigrant and absconding from the scene of yet another murder along the way.The door between the Living and the Dead is now wide open. All Maureen and Beattie have to do is close it.
Their only obstacle is celebrity clairvoyant Doris Morris. Determined to have Meryl Streep play the lead in a film of her life story Doris will stop at nothing to prevent Maureen from succeeding in her quest.
Trapped in the ruins of England's Most Haunted House the stage is set for the final showdown. Walls crack, pop socks smoulder and Beattie's lethal handbag gets covered in whipped cream as the Living and the Dead square up for one last time.
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clairvoyance, laugh out loud funny, womens comedy, psychic adventure, satire humor, humour horror

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