Jeremy Kyle - King of the Chavs

By Frankie Lassut
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Published: Jan. 29, 2013
Words: 20,640 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781908796967


Short description

Jeremy Kyle (famous British broadcasting personality) becomes King of the Chavs (the underprivileged) through his morning TV show, and sets about matching chav babies with fathers (God even stresses over the thought of that one), and achieving 100% proper job rate amongst the same fathers (God? Don’t even go there). As good a Monarch as he is, Jeremy forgets one vital need of his people.

Extended description

Jeremy Kyle (famous British broadcasting personality) becomes King of the Chavs (the underprivileged) through his morning TV show, and sets about matching chav babies with fathers (God even stresses over the thought of that one), and achieving 100% proper job rate amongst the same fathers (God? Don’t even go there).
As good a Monarch as he is, Jeremy forgets one vital need of his people. Frankie steps in and provides a helpful list to fulfil this basic necessity.
If you’re American? Warning: As Jeremy now has a show in America, this story may save your nation.

Other meaningful ponderings include, A Fantasy on Brass (imaginitive money fun), the curse of taste buds and the lifeline from the NHS, Christmas, etc.
October-Aurora-Sunrise (Frankie’s friend and recommender).

Tags

feeding, life style, socisl class

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