Hollywood, Car Wrecks, Ex-Wives And Other Death-Defying Feats: The Absolutely True Fictionalized Autobiography Of Bruce Baker

By Bruce Baker
$5.99 Rating: Not yet rated.
Published: Feb. 07, 2013
Words: 27,014 (approximate)
Language: English

Short description

Go inside the misadventures of living in Hollywood. Amazingly, Bruce Baker survives being thrown from a car, going through a car windshield, nearly dying on the Hollywood freeway (twice) besides surviving earthquakes, riots and fires. His ex-wives include a murderer, a spy, a hooker, a ballerina, a lesbian, even an Alien.Voted Best True Fiction Book by the American True Fiction Book Club.

Extended description

Go inside the misadventures of living in Hollywood. This is a humorous look at Hollywood with all its foibles. Discover about driving the Hollywood Cruiser, the scandalous cover-up of Pottergate and why a hat is always the best gift for studio heads.

Amazingly, Bruce Baker survives being thrown from a car, going through a car windshield, nearly dying on the Hollywood freeway (twice) besides surviving earthquakes, riots and fires.

His ex-wives include a murderer, a spy, a hooker, a ballerina, a lesbian, Cinderella and even an Alien. Also included are Elvis, Marilyn Monroe and even Donny & Marie. (Read more) Go inside the misadventures of living in Hollywood. This is a humorous look at Hollywood with all its foibles. Discover about driving the Hollywood Cruiser, the scandalous cover-up of Pottergate and why a hat is always the best gift for studio heads.

Amazingly, Bruce Baker survives being thrown from a car, going through a car windshield, nearly dying on the Hollywood freeway (twice) besides surviving earthquakes, riots and fires.

His ex-wives include a murderer, a spy, a hooker, a ballerina, a lesbian, Cinderella and even an Alien. Also included are Elvis, Marilyn Monroe and even Donny & Marie.

Fantastic political conspiracy theories concern President Daddy Bush teaching Baby Bush about the CIA, the intelligence community and the Boys in the Basement. Uncover the infamous ex-spy Frank Terpil.

Find out how to try and take over the world.

Voted Best True Fiction Book by the American True Fiction Book Club (three years in a row!) Bruce Baker is President of the American True Fiction Book Club and is the only member.

Review for the book: "WOW! What a great book! Best Damn thing I've ever read." The Author

Always entertaining. You never know what will happen next.
(Less)

Tags

hollywood, hollywood fiction, hollywood biography, bruce baker, alien woman, aliens short story, alien human love, autobiography book, exwives, hollywood car wrecks, hollywood scandal, i married a lesbian, i married an alien

Available ebook reading formats

Single purchase gains access to all formats. How to download ebooks to e-reading devices and apps.

Format	Full Book	Sample First 20%
Online Reading (HTML, good for sampling in web browser)	Buy	View sample
Kindle (.mobi for Kindle devices and Kindle apps)	Buy	Download sample
Epub (Apple iPad/iBooks, Nook, Sony Reader, Kobo, and most e-reading apps including Stanza, Aldiko, Adobe Digital Editions, others)	Buy	Download sample
PDF (good for reading on PC, or for home printing)	Buy	No sample available
RTF (readable on most word processors)	Buy	No sample available
LRF (Use only for older model Sony Readers that don't support .epub)	Buy	Download sample
Palm Doc (PDB) (for Palm reading devices)	Buy	Download sample
Plain Text (download) (flexible, but lacks much formatting)	Buy	No sample available
Plain Text (view) (viewable as web page)	Buy	No sample available

Reviews

Log-in to write a Review   Log-in to add a Video Review

This book has not yet been reviewed.

Reason for report:
— Select a reason — Book is or contains spam Book infringes copyright Same content is published elsewhere with different author (for ex., by private-label rights) Duplicate Incomplete work (such as sample or serial) Should be marked adults-only Category is inappropriate Poorly formatted Nudity or other inappropriate content on cover Nudity or other inappropriate visual content in book Inappropriate erotica content Cover image is improper Content is inappropriate Other violation of Terms of Service Other reason not shown above.

Additional details: