If you are reading this message, please call the police immediately. My name is Elizabeth and I'm being held ransom by this crazy freak named E.B. Black.
For years, she has been holding a gun to my head, demanding that I write her twisted fantasies, and publish them online.
She seemed so nice, posting cat pictures on facebook and writing blog posts about her husband and rottweiler babies, but don't be fooled by her facade.
If you'd like to pay my ransom, please contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Otherwise, visit the freak's web-site by going to http://www.ebblack.com/