The Apple Store Job Fair: Don't Drink The Water, Don't Use The Restroom (Essay)

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If you're ever invited to attend the Apple Store Job Fair at the Cupertino headquarters, don't drink the water. The employees pushing the cold bottles of water are store managers. If you find yourself with an urgent need to urinate during the two-hour presentation and activity session, don't use the restroom. You will piss away your job interview if you do. (A 8,300-word personal essay.) More

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Words: 8,890
Language: American English
ISBN: 9781301421909
About C.D. Reimer

C.D. Reimer lives and works in Silicon Valley. His interests are ceramics, painting, tropical fish, and web programming. These keep him out of trouble when he’s not fixing broken users and consoling hurt computers.

After serving two tours through The Twilight Zone as a child and a young adult Christian, he writes about everyday reality that he often finds weird, twisted and absurd for being so normal.

He’s currently working on various short stories and his first novel, and blogs about writing and everything else when he's not busy writing fiction.

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Review by: K. C. Boone, MSFE on April 01, 2013 :
Relevant and amusing, demonstrating the current state of the land of opportunity!
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