Gnit-Wit Gnipper and the Ferocious Fire Ants

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Gnipper is an eight year old gnomish scientist trying hard to earn the community’s respect for her work. She just needed an idea that could benefit everyone and now she has it- she’s going to create a growth serum to fix the gnome’s height issues. Everything is great until she decides to test her product on Chloe, the queen of her fire ant farm. Can she save Rosehaven? More

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Words: 6,870
Language: English
ISBN: 9781301132454
About T.J. Lantz

Though new to the world of professional writing, T.J. Lantz has been a world class storyteller (A.K.A. liar) for many years. Originally forging his craft by creating backstories for each of the lawn gnomes he managed to liberate from the prisons his neighbors called their front yards, lately he has answered to a much higher calling. Namely, making up stories to entertain the small children that people refer to as his "students". Encouraged by his ability to trick ten-year-olds into believing everything he says is true, Mr Lantz has now decided to offer his amazing manipulative abilities to the rest of the world. He plans on world domination within three months.

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Review by: Alysa H on April 12, 2013 :
So great to visit this world again! Especially to see young Samantha and meet Gnanny.
Hilarious but also darker than it first appears - just like the previous Gnit-Wit Gnipper story.

I barely thought it possible, but this installment might actually be even more "betwixt and between" in that many adults would consider it too dark for younger children, but too silly for themselves. I guess that's more of a marketing issue, but personally? I love that sort of thing :)
(reviewed within a week of purchase)

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