The Dirty Show (A Baumgartner Short)
In The Dirty Show, those familiar with the Baumgartner series will recognize Janie and Josh, although now they are ten years into their marriage. This sexually adventurous couple has found a way to honor their desires while still maintaining their loving commitment to each other, giving a whole new meaning to the word “monogamy!” More
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In The Dirty Show, those familiar with the Baumgartner series will recognize Janie and Josh, although now they are ten years into their marriage. This sexually adventurous couple has found a way to honor their desires while still maintaining their loving commitment to each other, giving a whole new meaning to the word “monogamy!”
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(approx 5550 words)
“What should we drink to?” Janie lifted her glass, enjoying the way he turned toward her on the stool so his knee brushed her thigh. He was tall, and the jeans and cowboy boots alone made her belly quiver. The silver buckle and the hat were just cherries on the cake.
“All I know is that we need to get hammered.” He clinked his glass to hers, grinning, still yelling to be heard. “Because I wanna nail you!”
“The first pickup line wasn’t bad enough?” Janie smirked, raising one eyebrow and glancing pointedly down at his crotch. “I don’t know, are you sure you brought enough wood?”
Her timing couldn’t have been more perfect. Tequila erupted from his mouth in a fine spray all over the bar and he choked behind his black shirt sleeve, eyes watering, but he came up laughing.
“I’m pretty sure you’d be happy with the timber, ma’am,” he replied, still grinning.
“Excuse me, is this seat taken?”
She felt a presence, glancing over her shoulder at the dark, curly hair appearing behind her as he slid onto the stool on her other side.
“I’m Josh,” he said, holding out his hand.
Janie took it, smiling. “Janie.”
“Oh, she’s a tougher nut to crack than that, pal, believe me!” the cowboy remarked, using one of the napkins sitting under a bowl of peanuts to wipe up the tequila he’d spit all over the bar.
“Is that so?” Josh smiled. “I guess we’ll have to see about that. Hey, cowboy, can I borrow your hat?”
The cowboy frowned, but he took it off and handed it over, smoothing back his sandy hair.
“Thanks.” Josh put the hat over Janie’s still untouched shot of tequila. “I bet you a kiss that I can drink that without ever touching the hat.”
She cocked her head and eyed him skeptically. “One kiss?”
“Would you prefer a blowjob? I know I would!”
“Okay, one kiss.” Janie laughed, feeling her face flush. Beside her, the cowboy was watching intently.
Josh gave a nod and then crouched down, disappearing under the lip of the bar. Janie squealed as she felt his hands on her calves, a hot mouth pressed to her knee, making drinking sounds. The cowboy’s eyes widened.
“Ma’am? Do you need me to—?”
“No, no!” She laughed, waving him away as Josh reappeared.
“Taa daa!” Josh wiped the back of his mouth, dropping her a wink.
The cowboy scowled, reaching over to grab his hat off the counter, revealing the shot sitting, still untouched, on the bar. “Hey!”
Josh grabbed the glass, knocking the shot back in one tilt of his head. He turned to Janie, grinning. “Now about that blowjob…”
“Kiss!” she reminded him as he wrapped his arms around her waist, forcing her to spread her legs as his mouth came down on hers, slanting across with a wet, hungry heat she couldn’t resist. Janie put her arms around his neck, letting him draw her tongue in, suck at it, and felt the stiff press of his erection through his jeans.
“What the hell?” The cowboy was still scowling when Janie came up for air, face flushed, pushing her blonde hair back out of her eyes.
“I drank it,” Josh explained, grinning. “But I never touched the hat, did I?”
The cowboy looked from one to the other, puzzled. “But… you… are you…?”
Janie disentangled herself from Josh’s arms, turning on the stool toward the confused man. Leaning in closer, so she wouldn’t have to yell to be heard, she whispered into his ear, “Married.”
She saw the light dawning and slipped her arm around Josh’s waist as she slid off the stool...