I was born and raised in Nebraska, but spent my college years traveling the world. I fell in love with Eastern Europe, Paris, Indian Food and the beautiful beaches of Sri Lanka. But I came back home to marry my high school sweetheart and now I spend my days raising our growing family. In those few spare moments I have, I am either reading or writing Young Adult Fiction, because I am obsessed with it.
Five other things I'm obsessed with right now:
1. My Kuerig Coffee Machine. Genius.
2. 90's music. Oh man, the 90's speak right to my soul.
3. Chocolate smelling body wash. Who doesn't want to walk around smelling like a bakery?
4. Colored Chapstick. And if it's Dr. Pepper Flavored, that's kind of my nirvana.
5. Spotify. It's like the mixed-tape of this generation and I have probably three hundred hours of music on there. Can't get enough.
on May 05, 2014 :
O.M.G This book took bad to a whole new level for me and it nearly made me throw my Kobo through my TV which would have been a disaster for my future entertainments. So I restrained myself. Just.
Meet Dipsy and Ditzy...I mean Reagan and Haley, our heroines. How two people this dumb survived two minutes of the zombie apocalypse is a mystery to me. They appear clueless, dopey and useless from page one, and going hunting in the dark department store so close to the time the zombies are most active pretty much says it all.
So, they are in the department store, and normal people would be filling up backpacks with food, weapons and useful crap but not this pair who decide to raid the makeup counter for as much eyeliner as they can grab! Their way of thinking is that just because the world has gone to hell is no reason to let yourself look ugly. I swear I wanted to climb in the book and eat them myself.
"I started swiping handfuls of products into my bag, not caring about color or usefulness. This was what Haley and I called the Grab and Go"
Try grabbing weapons and food, doughball. Then they get captured by the guys with guns and instead of cacking themselves like normal people, they start to giggle and say that they know the guys won't kill them.
"“But you’re not going to shoot us,” Haley argued.
“We’re hot. You’ll at least rape us first,” she explained on a hysterical giggle.
“At least,” I echoed, my laughter bouncing off the floor. “Just don’t give us herpes.
Seriously WTF is wrong with these stupid bitches? Is this supposed to be really funny coz I just wanted to strangle them. I'm not sure why the author decided to use two of the worst characters I have ever read in my life to try to get people to continue reading the series. This was the point in the book where I wasn't interested in even trying to read on, I hated it that much. Set a zombie on these dumb cows and let their lack of brains be eaten.
This book was a complete waste of time and I don't recommend it to ANYONE, ever. I won't be reading anything else by this author.
(review of free book)