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I’m a moderately-disturbed Brit who writes books. I’ve had seven books of non-fiction published with three different publishers under another name but as Scott Pixello, I've written five ebooks, mostly dark comedies, aimed at twisted YA readers or immature adults. Luke I am Your Father takes a look at the funny side of unplanned pregnancy,Gothic Girl features a central character that 'goes Goth' and Live Long and Prospero is about a bunch of lunatics on a lighthouse. Rainbow is about a psychic cow that can predict soccer scores and Gagfest follows a heckler who takes exception to a stand-up comedy routine.
I could tell you my real name but then I’d have to kill you and no-one wants that. I’ve got ideas for about another dozen novels so I’m pretty busy.
Unfortunately, my wish not to be rich & famous is somewhat at odds with conventional wisdom about how the Internet works, in which shyness is like Kryptonite to online sales. I don’t Tweet or even have a mobile phone. I’m probably the leader of a Luddite cult but no-one can phone me to tell me so. I am on Facebook though- I’m not a total freak (see www.facebook.com/scott.pixello).