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I am a professional stand-up comedienne, stage/tv/film actor and published author. I am now back in University, pursuing double-doctorates in Applied Mathematics and Astrophysics.
I write stuff. Some people think I'm funny.
I am on an eternal mission to prove to my parents that they should've used birth control.
I have three unruly, whiny, maniacal, co-dependent and I-swear-they-drop-acid-behind-my-back cats who treat me as if I'm the hired help.
I want to meet the guy who designed the little plastic thingy inside women's wallets so I can smoosh his head into one.
I ask for so little.