Gasoline Texas

By Joseph Flynn
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Published: Jan. 17, 2011
Words: 70140 (approximate)
Language: English

Short description

A comic look at love, politics and the price of gas.

Extended description

Laddy Johnson may or may not be the unacknowledged love child of the late President Lyndon Baines Johnson. But one things for sure: After fifteen years of being a Hollywood stuntman, Laddys back to run for mayor of his hometown of Gasoline, Texas. His opponent is incumbent Edwin "Win-Win" Winslow. Win-Win is the quintessential Texas good ol boy. A former star lineman at Texas A&M;, Win-Win now owns Texas Rolling Stock, an upscale SUV dealership that sells internal combustion monsters like gas was still 25¢ a gallon. Which in Gasoline it still is. The town has its own oil field and refinery. And the Municipal Field is what the election is all about. Laddy vows to keep it. Win-Win wants to sell it to Big Oil, which is getting nervous about the idea of anybody in the country still having access to affordable fuel. Win-Win promises that every homeowner in town will get a windfall payment that will make the sale a good deal. Laddy cautions that Big Oil is way too slippery to trust. Who wil... (Read more) Laddy Johnson may or may not be the unacknowledged love child of the late President Lyndon Baines Johnson. But one things for sure: After fifteen years of being a Hollywood stuntman, Laddys back to run for mayor of his hometown of Gasoline, Texas. His opponent is incumbent Edwin "Win-Win" Winslow. Win-Win is the quintessential Texas good ol boy. A former star lineman at Texas A&M;, Win-Win now owns Texas Rolling Stock, an upscale SUV dealership that sells internal combustion monsters like gas was still 25¢ a gallon. Which in Gasoline it still is. The town has its own oil field and refinery. And the Municipal Field is what the election is all about. Laddy vows to keep it. Win-Win wants to sell it to Big Oil, which is getting nervous about the idea of anybody in the country still having access to affordable fuel. Win-Win promises that every homeowner in town will get a windfall payment that will make the sale a good deal. Laddy cautions that Big Oil is way too slippery to trust. Who will win? Will the Winslow dynasty be extended another generation? Will Laddy ever find out who his daddy is? Will he marry his first love, now a famous movie star? Or will he chuck everything to take up with Win-Wins long lost daughter, Hayley? Finding out is a gusher of fun.
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fiction, romance, texas, humor, politics, families, movie stars, oil industry, lyndon baines johnson, stuntman, oil fields, refinery

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