Converting the World to English

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This book presents a program for teaching all the people of a city, a country or the world English -- from raw beginner to advanced English student -- in less than two years. More

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Words: 10,900
Language: English
ISBN: 9781311328144
About David Huttner

I don’t have a family as most of you do. The family of my birth succumbed to the usual worldly woes. The family I helped to create and the relationships that might have blossomed into a family have all been deliberately corrupted and systematically destroyed by the wealthiest people and their myrmidons. They do this is an effort to inherit or otherwise gain control of and corrupt my social science books. What they dread most about my books is my new, K (quality reproductive strategy) and R (quantity reproductive strategy) theory of the class struggle. These two strategies cause each other, are the source of all our problems and can only be minimized – and our world civilized – by respectively maximizing equal opportunity and population control. Because the elites and their myrmidons are overwhelmingly loveless and unhappy, latent homosexuals who are motivated only by fear, they seek only money, power and the proliferation of their own genes. They automatically refuse to compromise as they must to maximize equal opportunity – even though the compromises to maximize equal opportunity and population control are essential to human cooperation, everyone’s happiness and accelerating the pace of our evolution.

Since life within the universe appears to be routinely wiped out by the gamma ray bursts that follow the supernova explosions of red dwarf stars and since there are several red dwarfs within our vicinity, the preservation and earliest adoption of social science may be essential not only to human progress but also to the very survival of all life on Earth. Therefore, you can count on me to remain faithful to the human family and devoted to the communist goal of uniting us into one loving family. You can count on me to bequeath these books to all of you, to the public domain and not to create or bequeath them to any lesser and unworthy “family.” Anything that you ever see or hear to the contrary is just another stupid and malicious bourgeois trick.

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Review by: Julian Hebbrecht on Nov. 20, 2013 :
This Is one of the dumbest and most arrogant ideas I’ve ever heard. This writer assumes that everybody in the world is eager to dump their native language and to replace it with English. Plus the fact that his theory wouldn’t work anyway because of the different grammar and linguistic patterns that people all over the word have in their subconscious that are unique to their native language and that cannot so easily replaced. I have been teaching English for 30 years in Japan at all levels so I know a thing or two about the difficulties people have learning English.
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