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I believe in myself, I believe in unicorns, fairies, and my next door neighbor, because it would be unwise to say otherwise. I believe that the secret of the world is that it wants to be noticed. I believe that cats were solely created to play piano. I believe in life after death and I believe in the silence that comes with that statement. I believe in an all-powerful God who controls everything in the universe, and I believe in free will. When I was a child, I believed that the gnomes in my backyard moved, now I believe that the gnomes in my backyard are part of a coalition of ordered gnome governments whose mission is to scare children into believing gnomes can move. I believe that the cure for cancer is hidden in the mind of someone who can't afford an education. I believe that I literally found the best woman in the world to marry.