Cheap Tequila - A Funny Urban Fantasy

By John Poetzel
Published By Think Tank 7
$3.99 Rating: Not yet rated.
Published: Jan. 23, 2011
Words: 78595 (approximate)
Language: English

Ebook short description

Join Andy, Sharon, Desdemona and Pepper on their zany trip from Seattle to points south and back. Put enough tequila into a caffeinated hipster and hilarity ensues.

Extended description

In all of her long life, Desdemona Albrecht never thought that she would have to rely on a scrawny kid with a penchant for marijuana.

Andy Ballston uses a wide array of mind altering substances as he tries to find true love. From the innocent caffeine punch of a double tall latte, to the gut wrenching double shot of well drink tequila, Andy keeps tossing them back to ease his pain.

If you never thought that bullfighting and Battlestar Galactica would be mentioned in the same sentence, let alone the same book, you'd be wrong on both counts!

It's a lively romp through Seattle, Los Angeles, Mexico and even the fourth dimension as you follow this unlikely cast of characters as they try to get from one day to another.

You'll be entranced by the magic that is woven throughout the story, and you just might want a shot of tequila yourself by the time it's all through.

Tags

love, magic, seattle, funny, hipster

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