The Emo Bunny That Should, A Story For Demented Children

By John H. Carroll
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(4.80 based on 5 reviews)

Published: Jan. 24, 2011
Words: 3540 (approximate)
Language: English


Short description

Emo the Bunny was a sad bunny. He preferred gloomy days, walks over a cliff and misery of any sort. One day he saw something very unusual. Normally he'd take a nap and try to forget about it, but for some reason he took an interest. Then things happened. Emo the Bunny hated it when things happened. Caution: This story is not for normal children.

Extended description

Emo the Bunny was a sad bunny. He preferred gloomy days, walks over a cliff and misery of any sort. One day he saw something very unusual. Normally he'd take a nap and try to forget about it, but for some reason he took an interest.

Ducks, bunnies, chickens, squirrels, geese, bears, cows, robins and The Easter Bunny all play a part in the disturbing events which show that woodland creatures aren't always as cute, fuzzy and innocent as they lead us to believe!

Caution: This story is not for normal children. If you have any intention of raising a well adjusted child, this is not the right tale for you.

This is a SHORT STORY.

Tags

children, humor, short story, free, demented, easter bunny, willden trilogy

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Review by: Teresa Garcia on May 22, 2012 : star star star star star
This was my first introduction to John Carrol's stories. It was not long before I was reading it with my daughter Athena, as it suits her sense of humor. Together we have read several of the "Demented" Tales and have loved them all. We both appreciate the light-hearted and fast pace, and in this tale it is hard not to yell "I KNEW there was something twisted about the Easter Bunny..." Emo Bunny will always be able to get cuddles in our household (though cuddles through Nooks are tough to give).
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Review by: Jill Witmer on Feb. 05, 2012 : star star star star star
I loved it! I can't wait for my grandson is old enouh for me to read it to him. He's just a month old. My kids wil love this.
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Review by: Mike on Sep. 19, 2011 : star star star star star
That was a lot of fun, very imaginative from the coffin to what bears do to little fluffy animals in the woods:)
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Review by: Casey Crayne on Feb. 20, 2011 : star star star star star
Loved it, must read for people that are open to things being a little different.
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Review by: Patti on Jan. 25, 2011 : star star star star
At last - MY kind of children's book! If you love gloom, wear lots of black, prefer dark days and never wanted to go play when you were a child, I strongly suggest you read The Emo Bunny That Should. It's a good punk/emo/goth read, and you'll learn more than you wanted to know about the Easter Bunny :D
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