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ZondarTheBear is a man. And a Bear. And a Zondar.
He is the alter ego of an author who has a bunch of stuff that is published on the web that you may or may not have read at some point. That stuff is mostly sweet and nice and middle of the road 'Mayberry R.F.D' type content that will appeal to an alarmingly wide variety of readers.
Zondar's stuff is not from Mayberry, or North Carolina nor anywhere else that you might take the wife and kiddies to visit on a sunny Spring day.
Zondar's stuff comes from New Orleans, via the dark, red asshole of Satan's slutty daughter, and her almost-too-nice best friend, Karla Sue. It is gross, and nasty and digs deep into the dark places that we all have, but mostly refuse to acknowledge.
Zondar's stuff will always be teased from that wrinkled red hole with an over-sized, bent q-tip, but will always strive to bring a bit of light into the shadows in spite of its soiled grey origins.
Please be aware that these stories have not been run past an editor of any skill, because editors tend to cry blood from their melted eyeballs and stab themselves repeatedly after reading this content.
As a result, of their human frailties, you may find the occasional typographical error lurking in your story, waiting to jerk you from your fictional world; an apology for those errors that slip past is yours if you want it, but seriously, this thing cost less than a comic book, I think that we'll both survive.