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Mau-mauing the Chakras of the Bakras
Nonfiction » Sex and Relationships » Men's sexuality
Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Massage
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Published: Feb. 13, 2011
Words: 6,848 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781458059550
Short description
What do men really want? Why is it so easy to make bakras out of them? Bakra is an Indian word for a male sheep, or for a helpless, innocent, naive, needy male, a lamb led to slaughter. This humorous and sexy short-short book discusses the phenomenon of needy males who become bakras at the hands of empowered women, or those who know how to manipulate their chakras (energy centers). 4400 words.Extended description
What do men really want? Why is it so easy to make bakras out of them?Bakra is an Indian word for a male sheep, or for a helpless, innocent, naive, needy male, a lamb led to slaughter. This humorous and sexy short-short book discusses the phenomenon of needy males who become bakras at the hands of empowered women, or those who know how to manipulate their chakras (energy centers).
This 4400-word book was designed to be savored for its language and its humor, and is not for those who buy their words by the kilo.
By the author described as "very funny" by Kurt Vonnegut, a short book whose title he considers to be one of his funniest. Also, a side note on Hair Massage, the Al Gore story, and the dilemma of the Western male.
Adult-content rating: This book contains content considered unsuitable for young readers 17 and under, and which may be offensive to some readers of all ages. For more information, see the Support FAQ.
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