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Dick Grizzly is a self-taught survivalist with years of experience. He owns his own green beret and is proud of the fact that all his training resulted from hard work, perseverance and trial & error. While he admits that he only has eight remaining fingers, he is happy to claim that two of them are thumbs. He is a rabid Glenn Beck fan. The rabies was the result of a training accident. This is his first attempt at writing a book and he admits that he’s never actually read one either. He faithfully dedicates his work to his former pet squirrel, Jasper, who gave his life in the service of his master. Jasper was a true friend. Jasper was yummy. Jasper made a nice warm hat for those cold winter nights. Jasper will be missed… except on those cold winter nights. Remember to try Dick Grizzly’s famous recipe for Buffalo Squirrel and look for the opening of Dick Grizzly’s new franchise coming soon, The Apocalypse Grill. Bring your own squirrel for a 10% discount!