Community Service for Jimmy Numbers

By Steven Mohan, Jr.
Published by Blue Shark Publishing
$0.99 Rating: Not yet rated.
Published: March 29, 2011
Words: 3,149 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781458137579

Short description

When the aliens come, they're supposed to say: "Take me to your leader." But this time the aliens already know who they want to talk to--a small-time crook from Newark, New Jersey named Jimmy Numbers. The aliens have serious grievances (humanity has been polluting interstellar space with reality TV) and if Jimmy is going to save himself--and humanity--he's going to have to do some fast talking.

Extended description

When the aliens come, they're supposed to say: "Take me to your leader." But this time the aliens already know who they want to talk to--a small-time crook from Newark, New Jersey named Jimmy Numbers. The aliens have serious grievances (humanity has been polluting interstellar space with reality TV) and if Jimmy is going to save himself--and the rest of humanity--he's going to have to do some fast talking.

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crime, humor, short story, science fiction, funny, first contact, new jersey

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