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Headlines of 2011 Commentary: If you don't laugh, you can shoot me

Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire

By Timothy Gilbert
Rating: Not yet rated.
Published: June 03, 2011
Words: 4124 (approximate)
Language: English

Short description

Headlines like: 1) Obama: Debt reduction is needed to save the American dream. 75% of Americans are living that dream right now. It’s called a nightmare. 2) Arnold Schwarzenegger confesses to having a 10 yr old child out of wedlock. Hey, let’s give Arnie a break; maybe this child will grow to lead a rebel force after the machines take over the world. 3) Lady Gaga reaches 10mm Twitter followers

Extended description

First Five Months of 2011 Headline commentary like:

1) Obama: Debt reduction is needed to save the American dream. 75% of Americans are living that dream right now. It’s called a nightmare. 2) Arnold Schwarzenegger confesses to having a ten year old child out of wedlock. Hey, let’s give Arnold a break...maybe this child will grow to lead a rebel force after the machines take over the world. 3) Hangover 2's five day tally is $138 million. I hear the monkey is demanding $10 million for the third movie...4) Cell Phones may cause cancer, says the WHO organization. That’s it! I’m bringing back the landline! They really don't know for sure, but to be safe, they thought it best to scare everybody...5) Why would be engineers major in English. Because you can drink more beer and actually have a fun college experience? 6) Lady Gaga reaches 10 million Twitter followers. That's a whole lot of 'please go to my site and buy whatever the hell I'm selling' tweeters.

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