Also by Richard Crasta:
- The Revised Kama Sutra: A Novel
- The Terrorist in My Life
- Mau-mauing the Chakras of the Bakras
- At the Heart of the Empire: Manifestos of an Indian Literary Freedom Fighter
- The Hunger for Touch and Love
- Impressing the Whites: The New International Slavery
- Father, Rebel, Dreamer
- Lord Bush of Iraq: or, The Jolly Nuker of Baghdad
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Published: June 04, 2011
Words: 31883 (approximate)
Language: English
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What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in adult language? This anthology of humor by a father of three touches on a broad variety of subjects including politics, Nuclear Weapons, cats, Indians, yogis, Adam and Eve, and sex. For the broadminded and sophisticated reader who loves nonconformist humor. As a review put it: "For the rebel in you."Extended description
What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in adult language? This anthology of humor by a father of three touches on a broad variety of subjects including international politics, Nuclear Weapons, cats, Indians, yogis, Adam and Eve, and sex. For broadminded and sophisticated readers who appreciate nonconformist humor.Often dipping into absurdity, the book imagines a band of 5000 yogis flown in from India specifically to balance India’s budget deficit by spilling coffee on their laps at 5,000 McDonald’s restaurants.
I WILL NOT GO THE F**K TO SLEEP is an anytime book for adults who refuse to grow up or to go to sleep in this unreal and wacky world of jet-setting yogis, retired nukes, and presidents named Bush. Profane, compassionate, wickedly funny at times, it captures a world and a humor that is fresh, subversive, and diaper-wettingly funny.
You probably should not read it to your children under 15; but don’t be surprised if they decide to r... (Read more)
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