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Published: June 04, 2011
Words: 4,671 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781458150035
Short description
Are you an alien who just purchased your first Human pet? Don't panic! Just read this guide that comes with your Human pet. In this guide you will get answers to questions like: How to help your Human pets to reproduce, why Human pets have different colors and how to tell the difference between Human pets and other humanoids.Extended description
Are you an alien who just purchased your first Human pet? Don't panic!Just read this guide that comes with your Human pet.
In this guide you will get answers to questions like:
How to help your Human pets to reproduce, why Human pets have different colors and how to tell the difference between Human pets and other humanoids.
Excerpt (why Human pets have different colors):
Human pets in wild come in variety of colors. Brown, pink, red, orange, black, olive and albino. These differences are certainly entertaining but are also believed to serve a function, camouflage. Albeit, a very crude form of camouflage. For example olives can only hide in sand and not grass and most of their home planet is blue. Colors such as green, purple and yellow has been added, courtesy of our research programs, to give you even more freedom of choice.
Tags
humor, alien, sci fi, parody, guide, laugh, alien abduction, scify, science ficion, scifi comedy, sci fi books, human petAvailable ebook reading formats
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| RTF (readable on most word processors) | Download |
| LRF (Use only for older model Sony Readers that don't support .epub) | Download |
| Palm Doc (PDB) (for Palm reading devices) | Download |
| Plain Text (download) (flexible, but lacks much formatting) | Download |
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Reviews
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Review by:
Markus Baad
on Dec. 10, 2012 :
A fun read, if a bit dry.
(review of free book)
Review by:
R. A. Danger
on Oct. 18, 2012 :
A fun manual book that is by told by a tentacle alien (reminds me of “War of The World” aliens). Even if their company does advertise themselves enough and says about the law and warranties more then once. There type of healthy Human is a couch potato or from the pictures that what I see. One could also tell the aliens, maybe this is way the Humans are lazy and sleep longer (But then again I can't read alien time cycles). One wonders why they have Humans as pets if we can be killed by their diseases. From everything that I see and the pictures it seem that it's expensive to keep us.
A note to the aliens if some Humans are already in the wild, and if your keeping other aliens as pets. Then sooner or later they will raise up and attack you for keeping them as pets.
(reviewed long after purchase)
Review by:
Baron R. W. Lewis
on Sep. 09, 2011 :
Found this short fiction, reads just like the many "How-to" pet books available. The humor is in the exposition of the pet being a human being and not a cat-dog-fish-pony-turtle or what we view as pets. Plus there is the transference of what we humans think of the animals that we keep as pets. It is well worth the ninety-nine (99) cents, and can be used as a replacement pet guide.
(reviewed the day of purchase)