Charlie Sheen, Troll Avenger: His Life Story, Goddesses, and the Struggle to Free the Earth from Trolls

By Matt Dukes Jordan
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Published: June 21, 2011
Words: 49,724 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781458043344

Short description

From the author of the best-selling books Weirdo Deluxe and Weirdo Noir, here is surely the weirdest, funniest, most intelligent, and far-reaching book ever written about Charlie Sheen. The central concern of the book is Sheen's battle with Trolls (exploiters). Jordan explores not only Sheen's life as a rebel, but also the entire debacle of our ecologically destructive Troll-run civilization.

Extended description

From the author of the best-selling books Weirdo Deluxe and Weirdo Noir, here is surely the weirdest, funniest, most intelligent, and far-reaching book ever written about Charlie Sheen. The central concern of the book is Sheen's battle with Trolls (exploiters). Jordan explores not only Sheen's life as a rebel, but also the entire debacle of our ecologically destructive Troll-run civilization.

A succinct biography of Sheen is presented mainly as a way of exploring how Sheen the rebel developed into the person he is. His virtuoso use of language, the costs of celebrity, his appreciation of Goddesses, and his challenges to the official story of 9/11 are discussed.

At the center of the book is a fresh perspective on our 10,000-year-old patriarchal and exploitative civilization and where it may be leading us -- with Sheen as an icon and metaphor for the struggle against Trolls.

Can highly evolved humans -- call them ninja-warlock-shamans if you will or even quantum Taoists -- save the .. (Read more) From the author of the best-selling books Weirdo Deluxe and Weirdo Noir, here is surely the weirdest, funniest, most intelligent, and far-reaching book ever written about Charlie Sheen. The central concern of the book is Sheen's battle with Trolls (exploiters). Jordan explores not only Sheen's life as a rebel, but also the entire debacle of our ecologically destructive Troll-run civilization.

A succinct biography of Sheen is presented mainly as a way of exploring how Sheen the rebel developed into the person he is. His virtuoso use of language, the costs of celebrity, his appreciation of Goddesses, and his challenges to the official story of 9/11 are discussed.

At the center of the book is a fresh perspective on our 10,000-year-old patriarchal and exploitative civilization and where it may be leading us -- with Sheen as an icon and metaphor for the struggle against Trolls.

Can highly evolved humans -- call them ninja-warlock-shamans if you will or even quantum Taoists -- save the Earth from the havoc Trolls are causing? There might be hope.... If we recognize the problems and make changes.... Sheen is far more important than those who only see him as a clownish, party-loving sitcom actor realize. This book reveals important truths about Sheen and the limitations of ConTroll-style civilization... and its costs to the Earth's ecosystem.
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hollywood, humor, satire, trolls, ecology, celebrities, civilization, liberation, icons, humor and satire, planet earth, hollywood biographies, sheen, dystopias

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