Published: Dec. 04, 2009
Words: 80643 (approximate)
Language: English

Description

Simon, a gentle computer technician, is shocked to find out that he's a wizard. But his customer really takes Simon for a ride when Bartleby, his mentor, gets kidnapped a day after their first practice. Unable to even find a girlfriend, Simon now has to find some way to deal with a dirty wizard, find a Familiar, and save the world from finicky Elder Gods. On a deadline.

Tags

romance, urban fantasy, humor, romantic, rpg, awkward, geek, nerd, geek humor, meaningful, dd

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Reviews

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Review by: W. A. Patterson on March 18, 2010 :
A good book and fun to read. Funny for those who like light and humorous fantasy. The concepts are well thought-out and explained. A good skill at world-building and the suspension-of-disbelief. I don't agree with all the characters's opinions and ideas, but it was an engaging story that kept me reading so it gets 5 stars for that. A good ride once you get on it.
(review of free book)

Review by: Jan on Dec. 29, 2009 :
A fun read. Bought for a vacation, and very much up to the task. Hilariously funny in places, especially for geeks like me.
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

Review by: Paulmet Lemetsky on Dec. 13, 2009 :
Fun, light and fast paced read. Credible first try. Gave me a comic book feel and made me to laugh out loud at some places. Enjoy.
(reviewed within a week of purchase)

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