The Quirky, Nerdy, and Entirely Original Elementary School Adventures of Derpy Dirk: Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully By the Flagpole At Lunch -- a Derp Sandwich chapter book

By Derp Sandwich
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Published: June 23, 2011
Words: 5171 (approximate)
Language: English

Short description

Derpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing: he's totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all! Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he faces the dreaded school bully. It's a formulaic elementary school chapter book at its finest! (DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK. It is not appropriate for your unsullied, sensitive child, so please don't give it to him/her.)

Extended description

Derpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing: he's totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all! Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he tries to get along with his annoying and often physically abusive siblings, withstands an unrelenting onslaught of juvenile humor, and even faces the dreaded school bully in a battle that is quite literally to-the-death. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and I will be rewarded by scoring millions of sales and a movie deal for following the same tired formula that your kids eat up every single time.

(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK. It is not appropriate for your unsullied, sensitive child, so please don't give it to him/her. Also, this is a really stupid book. If you're not a fan of, say, stupid internet comics, please don't even touch this thing. You'll just feel saddened and perturbed.)

(Note to Derp Sandwich readers: This book contains a little bit more "potty language" than the comic, so be advised.)

Tags

quirky, fight, geek, spoof, nerd, dork, kooky, derp, formulaic, dweeb, juvenile humor, childrens chapter books

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