Published: Dec. 07, 2009
Words: 75403 (approximate)
Language: English

Ebook description

What happens when every mother's nightmare becomes every woman's dream? Kaspar has a face even his mother couldn't love. Alone in the world and forced to live a twilight existence, he decides to end it all. By a strange twist of fate, his attempted suicide drops him quite literally at the feet of Dr Friedrich Hoffman, a disgraced plastic surgeon...

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celebrity, comedy, fantasy, sex, orgy, surgery, science, monster, humour, dna, frankenstein, comestic

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Review by: dirk jenkinz on Jan. 08, 2010 :
This is a right rollicking read with plenty of fun, laughter and sex. At it's heart is a touching tale of an ugly duckling becoming a beautiful swan.

Some of us would kill to be able to write this well.
(reviewed the day of purchase)

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