Short and longer stories inspired and stimulated by plays on words, inversions of syntax, distortions and dismemberments of figures of speech, aphorisms, etc. Harem display slaves, bowladrome pollution,a prehensile Tum, fire department debacle, pregnant Russian pig, strip-joint freaks, the elite brothel,demolition of the amusement park . . and more and more. Let your mind be aroused too . . .