Since graduating from St. Andrews University six years ago I have kept myself busy working as in a major London advertising agency.
To give a brief flavour of my life, to date I have lived overseas in Shanghai, China, as an English Teacher, in New Jersey, USA as a Golf Caddie, and spend my early years in Muscat, Oman, where my father worked in the Oil Business when I was young.
on May 02, 2011 :
If he bangs two more chics, one of five things will happen. His dick will fall off, He will get stuck in her like a dog gets stuck in the bitch and has to wait for his dick to get soft again before pulloing it our or,.....probably the chic will pull a Loretta B on him and cut it off and put it hanging on her rear view window in her Beamer. If she can't get her rocks off then why is she fucking his brains out? Good story---reminds me of my life in L.A. whn I was going to school in Westchester.
(review of free book)
on Feb. 21, 2009 :
Part two is better even than part one. The first chapter, In Bed with Californian Girl, is a tour de force.
“...Look at the tan lines, I’m thinking, she looks like a young Pammy, I’m thinking...”
Brilliant, I have to say I love it. It’s so savage as the narrator is in bed with some chick who he hates but is so attracted to but she’s putting him off during sex and so he’s just trying to look at her body and pretend she’s in, like, a magazine or something - try reading this on the tube on your iphone. Narrator starts asking himself what he is doing with her when he could be at home watching re-runs on TV.
It's especially funny when she admits she can’t orgasm and the narrator says it makes him think of Care Bears The Movie. When read that on the my morning commute I burst out laughing so hard that the guy next to me tried reading it on my iphone over my shoulder – must have thought it was a funny text message. Then, at the end, when the police rap on the front door as the stalker ex-boyfriend called and he’s wearing pink bedsheets.
BUT, that is nothing, compared to the next bit, the Mischief Chapter, which I won’t ruin but it such a nice set-piece I could of cried – you got to take a look.
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