A 300-year-old castaway on an alien planet attempts to write lifesaving tips for the new colonists' Boy Scout troop. More
When you're a 300-year-old castaway on an alien planet, boy scouts are the aliens. And when you haven't spoken Human for three centuries, teaching the newly-arrived colonists how to stay alive is going to take some figuring out.
Includes the author's mesmerizing flame fractal art, featured at the 2011 San Diego Comic-Con art show.
Also includes memoirs from the June 2011 Kristine Kathryn Rusch short story workshop, and a bonus story.