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Magical Crimes

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By Chris Dolley
Published by Book View Cafe
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Published: Dec. 31, 2009
Words: 15,435 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781611380408


Short description

Magical Crimes is a fun CSI with magic novelette that has everything – a locked room mystery, a forensic magician, and ... a psychic profiler with a two-foot long boinkwurst. Naturally this boinkwurst is used purely for the purposes God intended – humour and crimefighting – not for lustful titillation. Chris Dolley is the author of Resonance (Baen) and the bestseller French Fried (BVC)

Extended description

Magical Crimes is a fun CSI with magic and ‘a little something else’ story. The little something else being two foot long and lurking in the hero’s trousers. But don’t worry, the boinkwurst in this story is used purely for the purpose God intended – humour and crimefighting – not lustful titillation.

Seb Kemp is a psychic profiler with a problem. After a night out drinking some men wake up with an unexpected tattoo. Seb woke up with a floor-length boinkwurst and no memory of how, when or where it happened. To make matters worse, magic doesn’t work well with living tissue. The results are unpredictable. The spell might fade after a few days or ... something might drop off.

He needs help but, Pete, his forensic magician partner, is 3,000 miles away working on another case and Seb’s new partner is of the young and female persuasion. Not to mention extremely hot. The two of them are thrown together to solve a high profile locked room mystery where the utmost tact and d.. (Read more)

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Tags

crime, mystery, humor, fantasy, paranormal, detective, humour, penis, urban fantasy csi, bvc

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