A Chat Before Dinner

By Michael Kingswood
Published by SSN Storytelling
$2.99 Rating: Not yet rated.
Published: Aug. 06, 2011
Words: 5,836 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781466002784

Short description

A record of a Zombie’s rant about the trials and tribulations of his life as a dis-respected member of the Undead. His rant centers around humans’ inherent racism, and he attempts to cajole his human listener into understanding his point of view. Darkly humorous and snarky, this story paints a new picture of a Zombie’s life. This is a short story and includes a Bonus Story - Who Ate My Sock?

Extended description

A record of a Zombie’s rant about the trials and tribulations of his life as a dis-respected member of the Undead. His rant centers around humans’ inherent racism, and he attempts to cajole his human listener into understanding his point of view. Darkly humorous and snarky, this story paints a new picture of a Zombie’s life.

A Chat Before Dinner is a short story, 2600 words in length.

Includes a Bonus Story - Who Ate My Sock?

Tags

short story, dark comedy, zombie, undead, rant, snark

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