Published: Aug. 07, 2011
Words: 48,901 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781466008441

Short description

The Life and Times of Car Johnson is an insane romp through the mind of a man who doesn’t realize just how pathetic he really is. Come on a journey as Car travels the road of life, backwards and with his trusty cow fetus collection, while you ask yourself how anyone could ever think that making a home tanning kit with a flamethrower was a good idea.

Extended description

Car may not be a secret agent, or a mythical beast cast down to earth to save the world, but he has his own brand of adventure. Car’s the kind of man who hangs around a bar, insulting passerby while neglecting to realize he forgot his pants. He’s rude, crude and… someone who thinks you can catch bees while wearing a bee costume.

With a little help from his less than conventional family--including a motorcycling grandma and a sister who wants him dead but can't quite figure out that you can't burn someone to death with a pocket magnifying glass--Car tries to make a name for himself and find a girl as unique as he is, even if it means going a date with someone who wants him to bury him alive.

The Life and Times of Car Johnson is an insane romp through the mind of a man who doesn't realize just how pathetic he really is. Come on a journey as Car travels the road of life, backwards and with his trusty cow fetus collection, while you ask yourself how anyone could ever think that .. (Read more) Car may not be a secret agent, or a mythical beast cast down to earth to save the world, but he has his own brand of adventure. Car’s the kind of man who hangs around a bar, insulting passerby while neglecting to realize he forgot his pants. He’s rude, crude and… someone who thinks you can catch bees while wearing a bee costume.

With a little help from his less than conventional family--including a motorcycling grandma and a sister who wants him dead but can't quite figure out that you can't burn someone to death with a pocket magnifying glass--Car tries to make a name for himself and find a girl as unique as he is, even if it means going a date with someone who wants him to bury him alive.

The Life and Times of Car Johnson is an insane romp through the mind of a man who doesn't realize just how pathetic he really is. Come on a journey as Car travels the road of life, backwards and with his trusty cow fetus collection, while you ask yourself how anyone could ever think that making a home tanning kit with a flamethrower was a good idea.

Insanity never tasted so hilarious. Now available in mint!*

*Mint not actually included.
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Tags

comedy, humor, funny, edgy, politically incorrect, the life and times of car johnson

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Reviews

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Review by: Keair Snyder on Aug. 31, 2011 :
This book may seem a little like it is being told from the point of view of a man-child with severe ADHD but that is actually part of its quirky charm. I laughed even at the most asinine things that our dearly befuddled Car Johnson had to recount. Anything that amuses me all the way through deserves three stars in my book. :)
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

Review by: Alexander M Zoltai on Aug. 09, 2011 :
I forgot to mention:

* Car may be insane but he's brilliant.

* He may be politically incorrect but his life is full of social commentary.

* He's actually a great example of never letting failure stop him from trying...
(reviewed the day of purchase)

Review by: Alexander M Zoltai on Aug. 09, 2011 : (no rating)
Car is a Riot :-)

I've never met a character quite like him. He's crazy but lovable, insane and enterprising, brave yet innocent.

And, in the sequence of stories, he matures, learns about himself; but, he's always Funny :-)
(reviewed the day of purchase)

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