God! That Ark Stank

By Dick Underwood
Published by Technology Now Ltd
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Published: Aug. 20, 2011
Words: 4,860 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781465754035


Short description

'God! That Ark Stank' is a collection of funny stories, in poems, reflecting the truth of the most well known Bible stories. Adam wanted to run home to his mum, but couldn't. Noah's Ark stank! Sarah was not all that pleased about the 'blessings' of giving birth as a pensioner. Moses would have rather carried the ten commandments around on an ipad, than on those 'dirty big tablets of stone'.

Extended description

'God! That Ark Stank' is a collection of funny stories, in poems, reflecting the truth of the most well known Bible stories.

Adam wanted to run home to his mum, but couldn't.
Noah's Ark stank! Sarah was not all that pleased about the 'blessings' of giving birth as a pensioner. Moses would have rather carried the ten commandments around on an ipad, than on those 'dirty big tablets of stone'. (Read more)


Tags

poems, bible based poems, bible poems, bible stories for children

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