God! That Ark Stank
By
Dick Underwood
Published by
Technology Now Ltd
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Published: Aug. 20, 2011
Words: 4,860 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN:
9781465754035
Short description
'God! That Ark Stank' is a collection of funny stories, in poems, reflecting the truth of the most well known Bible stories.
Adam wanted to run home to his mum, but couldn't.
Noah's Ark stank! Sarah was not all that pleased about the 'blessings' of giving birth as a pensioner. Moses would have rather carried the ten commandments around on an ipad, than on those 'dirty big tablets of stone'.
'God! That Ark Stank' is a collection of funny stories, in poems, reflecting the truth of the most well known Bible stories.
Adam wanted to run home to his mum, but couldn't.
Noah's Ark stank! Sarah was not all that pleased about the 'blessings' of giving birth as a pensioner. Moses would have rather carried the ten commandments around on an ipad, than on those 'dirty big tablets of stone'. (Read more)
'God! That Ark Stank' is a collection of funny stories, in poems, reflecting the truth of the most well known Bible stories.
Adam wanted to run home to his mum, but couldn't.
Noah's Ark stank! Sarah was not all that pleased about the 'blessings' of giving birth as a pensioner. Moses would have rather carried the ten commandments around on an ipad, than on those 'dirty big tablets of stone'.
This collection of poems by Dick Underwood contains the Bible stories as they really were. If you've never believed God has a sense of humour, then you've never read this book of funny Bible stories.
Dick Underwood is a former Salvation Army Officer and Industrial Chaplain.
His poems were written from the necessity of entertaining children of all ages from five to ninety-five.
His hope is that other Christian ministers will find these poems useful within their own ministry.
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poems,
bible based poems,
bible poems,
bible stories for children
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