The Gripping Life of Mitzi St. Bernard

By Vivian Davenport
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Published: Sep. 18, 2011
Words: 59,287 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781466114432

Short description

The first novel is like the first time--dreadful. In Vivian Davenport's first novel, Mitzi St. Bernard's life is more gripping than the hook and loop fastener she claims to have first conceived in the Swiss Alps. The person who impacts her life most is her evil twin, a deranged, cruel beast who is a constant source of anguish. But Mitzi's belief in lucky pigeons keeps her going.

Extended description

The first novel is like the first time--dreadful. In Vivian Davenport's first novel, Mitzi St. Bernard's life is more gripping than the hook and loop fastener she claims to have first conceived in the Swiss Alps. From the brutal murder of her mother during her youth in 1935 to the bizarre circumstances surrounding her funeral in 1969, Mitzi survives a shocking Hollywood scandal, hardship in love with an amazingly well-packaged Swedish baron, and drug addiction that leads to a live TV meltdown. The person who impacts her life most is her evil twin, a deranged, cruel beast who is a constant source of anguish. Mitzi's deep belief in lucky pigeons keeps her hope alive. This racy page-turner has sex, drugs, scandal, insanity, murder, subversives, zombies, motherships, cross-dressing, a sex-change, hippies, and an evil twin. Fun, fun, fun!

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fiction, romance, suspense, zombies, drugs, sex, novel, hippies, insanity, scandal, sex change, subversive, crossdress, evil twin, mothership, multisexual

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From the brutal murder of her mother during her youth in 1935 to the bizarre circumstances surrounding her funeral in 1969, Mitzi survives a shocking Hollywood scandal, hardship in love with an amazingly well-packaged Swedish baron, and drug addiction that leads to a live TV meltdown. Sex, drugs, scandal, insanity, murder, subversives, zombies, cross-dressing, sex-change, hippies, and evil twin.

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