Spitting on the Devil

Rated 4.88/5 based on 9 reviews
Beelzebub and the demons are too easy a target for Jeremy when he reaches hell. The red buffoon with horns and pitiful items of torture makes Jeremy laugh and wakes up the other damned souls. A funny look at thirteen levels of Hell with a surprise ending.

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Words: 2,370
Language: English
ISBN: 9781458076595
About Daniel Whittman

My favorite authors are Steven Koontz and Lee Child thus most of my main characters are as decent as Jack Reacher and as powerful as most of the evil spirits in Koontz's novels. Every one of my novels is a wild ride into a gripping and satisfying adventure. Do yourself a favor. Read one and tell your friends about it.

Perhaps readers have overlooked my completed children's novel titled, Astonishing Nina. It is an amazing adventure for any child or adult. My favorite novels are good enough for me to read again and again, unlike the vast majority of other books I have read. My novels are exciting, fast paced, satisfying and hours of fun.

The following is a silly little poem for you:

The Vampire
The vampire was in the hospital with white pasty skin.
While the priest was giving him the last rites, he planned to sin.
“Closer,” mumbled the cursed specimen named Fudd.
The priest leaned closer and gave up all of his tainted blood.

Fudd jumped off the bed quickly over the cold, dead sinful man.
Dancing a jig the jubilant vampire was almost tan.
With the priest’s shoes, porn, socks, underwear, cross and white collar
He administered to the flock before they could holler

I have been diagnosed with ALS disease. It is a fatal fast acting disease. It has been a miserable 24 months since the onset.

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Review by: Catherine E. Johnson on Sep. 04, 2010 : (no rating)
An excellent and humorous take on hell in 8 short pages. Seriously brought to mind Plato's 'Cave Allegory' in the sense of gaining knowledge of reality beyond the illusion of the material world.
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

Review by: Neil Saldana on March 09, 2010 :
Humor and hell, usually a good combo and this is one of those. Good, fast read with a really interesting take at the end.
(reviewed the day of purchase)

Review by: Benjamin Brown on Feb. 02, 2010 :
The humor in this kept me going as well as the fascinating look at hell. The ending was even better.
(review of free book)

Review by: Jennifer Anderson on Feb. 01, 2010 :
This is very funny and different. I loved it and how it ended.
(review of free book)

Review by: Patricia Williamson on Jan. 31, 2010 :
This is excellent, funny and well worth reading. It is entirely possible too which could be frightening.
(review of free book)

Review by: James Gilbert on Jan. 31, 2010 :
Great short story! It is clever, funny and surprising. Wonderful reading pleasure!
(review of free book)

Review by: Edward Rupert on Jan. 30, 2010 :
This is one of the funniest and relevant short stories I have ever read. I loved the beginning, the middle and the fantastic end!
(review of free book)

Review by: Micah Teodoro on Jan. 26, 2010 :
Jeremy is a really funny guy. I loved it and the ending best of all.
(review of free book)

Review by: Antonina Elacion on Jan. 26, 2010 :
This is a great story all the way. I loved it!!
(review of free book)

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