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- Phairyphant
- Pelya
- Rain Glade
- Ebudae
- The Emo Bunny that Should
- Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies, A Story for Demented Children
- A Collection of Stories for Demented Children
- Dralin
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Published: Oct. 03, 2011
Words: 5,027 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781465781819
Short description
Everyone keeps talking about holy cows, but nobody wants to discuss the evil, unholy cows. They creep through nighttime pastures, looking for the next opportunity to make the world a worse place to live. Opal’s parents think Halloween is evil and that candy is bad for little children. They have never let her go trick or treating. Runyx the Unholy Cow is about to change that.Extended description
Everyone keeps talking about holy cows, but nobody wants to discuss the evil, unholy cows. They creep through nighttime pastures, looking for the next opportunity to make the world a worse place to live.Opal’s parents think Halloween is evil and that candy is bad for little children. They have never let her go trick or treating. Opal sits at home with her emo bunny and longs to dress up and ask strangers for candy.
Runyx the Unholy Cow is about to change that. Together with Stryk the Scarecrow and Able the Raven, they spend a night looking for the best houses to get candy bars. There is always mischief to be had along the way.
Caution: This story is not for normal children. If you have any intention of raising a well-adjusted child, this is not the right tale for you.
Unholy Cow is a short story.
Tags
halloween, short story, free, indie author, trick or treat, jackolantern, holy cowAvailable ebook reading formats
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Review by:
THG StarDragon Publishing
on July 03, 2012 :
My children and I loved this short tale. My daughter is a little jealous that she doesn't get to go on an adventure with a cow like this one. I myself enjoyed the reparte between the characters.
(review of free book)
Review by:
Patricia Crosswait
on Dec. 05, 2011 :
(no rating)
I really liked this different twist on a children's story. It is very unique. I think kids would really like it.
(review of free book)
Review by:
Amy Sheridan
on Oct. 09, 2011 :
Bizarre but fun :-) I'm 26 and enjoyed it. Also know I'd have enjoyed it when I was younger also.
(review of free book)
Review by:
Cameron D. Garriepy
on Oct. 07, 2011 :
This is a tenderly bizarre (or bizarrely tender?) and VERY EVIL story. So EVIL, in fact, that I suggest you never, ever download it.
Hey! I said, "Never, ever!"
Don't you...
Fine. Download it. But you'd better not grin once while you read it. And don't say I didn't warn you.
(review of free book)