Unholy Cow

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Everyone keeps talking about holy cows, but nobody wants to discuss the evil, unholy cows. They creep through nighttime pastures, looking for the next opportunity to make the world a worse place to live.

Opal’s parents think Halloween is evil and that candy is bad for little children. They have never let her go trick or treating. Runyx the Unholy Cow is about to change that. More

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Published: Oct. 03, 2011
Words: 4,960
Language: English
ISBN: 9781465781819
About John H. Carroll

John H. Carroll was the youngest of seven children and was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1970 where he was kept in a dresser drawer with the clean socks. Luckily, he wasn’t kept with the dirty socks or else he might have grown up to become slightly warped.

As a child, John spent most of his time wandering through the Mojave Desert in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the sky, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. One of his favorite memories is watching his dad build the fuselage of Evel Kneivel’s skycycle in their garage. One of his least favorite moments was watching that skycycle fall into the Snake River. (Not his dad’s fault and he has documentation to prove it, so nyah)

As a teenager, John spent most of his time driving wherever he could in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the road, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He was the captain of the chess team, lettered in golf and band while in high school, and wasn’t beaten up anywhere near as much as one might imagine.

As an adult, John spends most of his time staring at a computer screen in an attempt to avoid people. He stares at the monitor for hours, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He has been married to his wonderful wife for sixteen years and they have three obnoxio . . . wonderful children who always behave . . . when they’re asleep.

Emo bunny minions surround John at most times. He is their imaginary friend and they look to him for guidance. At one point, they took over the world. No one noticed because they left everything exactly as it was. They gave the world back after a week because it was depressing.

The Willden Trilogy is his first endeavor into the field of writing. Other series and standalone works will be forthcoming. In addition, John has written a number of short stories that can be found at most eBook sites. He writes in the evenings and weekends whenever possible. Regrettably, the family mentioned in a previous paragraph desires food and shelter, requiring the author to possess a full time job until his writing makes him rich.

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Reviews

Review by: THG StarDragon Publishing on July 03, 2012 : star star star star star
My children and I loved this short tale. My daughter is a little jealous that she doesn't get to go on an adventure with a cow like this one. I myself enjoyed the reparte between the characters.
(review of free book)

Review by: Patricia Crosswait on Dec. 05, 2011 : (no rating)
I really liked this different twist on a children's story. It is very unique. I think kids would really like it.
(review of free book)

Review by: Amy Sheridan on Oct. 09, 2011 : star star star star star
Bizarre but fun :-) I'm 26 and enjoyed it. Also know I'd have enjoyed it when I was younger also.
(review of free book)

Review by: Cameron D. Garriepy on Oct. 07, 2011 : star star star star
This is a tenderly bizarre (or bizarrely tender?) and VERY EVIL story. So EVIL, in fact, that I suggest you never, ever download it.

Hey! I said, "Never, ever!"

Don't you...

Fine. Download it. But you'd better not grin once while you read it. And don't say I didn't warn you.
(review of free book)

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