Published: Oct. 11, 2011
Words: 86559 (approximate)
Language: English

Ebook short description

No absurd fantasy cliche is safe from the Armpit of Evil! Joe Mirabello writes a madcap romp through a fantasy world that relishes in the absurdity of the fantasy genre. No classic trope goes unturned, no genre convention goes unchallenged, and no pun opportunity is missed! Actually, there aren't a whole lot of puns, because, really, puns aren't very funny.

Extended description

The Armpit of Evil, in list form:

Sir Glorious' 'To Do' List of Chivalry:
1: Defend the defenseless.
2: Protect the protectless.... (Read more) The Armpit of Evil, in list form:

Sir Glorious' 'To Do' List of Chivalry:
1: Defend the defenseless.
2: Protect the protectless.
3: Smith anything with spikes.
4: Keep armor shiny.
5: Rescue the princess and defeat evil Overlord and his immortal undead army. But do it before that other knight, other wise you might not get to marry the princess.
6: Have lunch with Mom.

Sinistario's Reminders of Doom:
1: Not everything must be decorated in skulls.
2: Minions do not get hazard pay.
3: Buy evil fortress insurance.
4: Torturing innocents lasts a moment, but Oppressing Kingdoms lasts a lifetime.
5: If you are bored, plot revenge.
6: Trick that stupid knight into getting your magical amulet back for you (and then kill him)(a lot).
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Tags

adventure, humor, fantasy, magic, kingdom, satire, princess, silly, absurd, good and evil, knights, fantasy action, good against evil, armpits, fantasy adult humor, fantasy about magician, cliche

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Review by: Brittany G on Nov. 13, 2011 :
This was a great debut from Joe Mirabello. The story was a mix of twists on familiar and original plots, the characters were interesting and deep, and there were some puns but without all the British references of a Pratchett novel. Even two weeks after finishing the book, I find myself thinking about the characters. And unlike most fantasy books, this one has amazing cover art, done by the author himself. I am really looking forward to Mirabello's next book (hopefully due out before 2021).
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

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