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Published: Oct. 12, 2011
Words: 4,489 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781466104204
Short description
The first installment in the Dumpsterotica series. It all begins here... Frustrated Marcia can't share her sex secret with her husband, Joe: her electric toothbrush gets more action than he does. Poor Joe is tired of dropping a Benjamin on a bottle of champagne every time he wants to get some nookie. When Joe learns how trashy Marcia really is, readers go along for the filthy, filthy ride.Extended description
The first installment in the Dumpsterotica series. It all begins here...Frustrated Marcia can't share her sex secret with her husband, Joe: her electric toothbrush gets more action than he does. Poor Joe is tired of dropping a Benjamin on a bottle of champagne every time he wants to get some nookie, but hey -- it works, so he takes Marcia out for a night on the town and what he hopes will turn into a romp in bed.
What he gets is so much dirtier than he ever expected.
Dumpsterotica puts the "rot" in erotica; after reading this you'll never look at a dumpster the same way again.
How Dirty Are You? is the first in the Dumpsterotica erotic comedy series. This is a short story of approximately 4,000 filthy, filthy words with an excerpt of the second book, Dumpsterotica: Talk Dirty to Me -- the adventures continue there!
Adult-content rating: This book contains content considered unsuitable for young readers 17 and under, and which may be offensive to some readers of all ages. For more information, see the Support FAQ.
Tags
erotica, humor, erotic romance, erotic short story, hot sex, adult humor, erotic comedy, erotic shorts, dumpster, dumpster sexAvailable ebook reading formats
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Reviews
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Review by:
Elizabeth Miller
on Dec. 15, 2012 :
Loved it but too short. Can't wait for the next installment!!
(review of free book)
Review by:
hrhsophia
on Sep. 30, 2012 :
I guess it takes all kinds!
(review of free book)
Review by:
Aubrey Watt
on Jan. 25, 2012 :
Ooh, I came up with a tagline for your kind of smart and funny writing: Bust a gut while you bust a nut!
This story had hilarious, intelligent style and acerbic humor combined with a strangely poetic description of banana peels. Not your usual kind of erotica :)
(review of free book)
Review by:
Carl Chelsea
on Dec. 13, 2011 :
The title was so compelling I had to read it. Psychologically it seems valid! A fetish for garbage; dirty sex in a similar unclean environment.
-apart from all that it is both quirky fun and a dirty read! If you're into a bit of humor in your kink, this is your series!
I like my sex like I like my summers, hot and dirty!
(review of free book)
Review by:
Bill Thibadeau
on Nov. 25, 2011 :
The characters are full of potential.. The writing is full of potential. I hope that Allie Beck will come out with regular length stories. I enjoyed her style and characters - just not enough of it. I prefer to ease into the characters so that I can have a sense of who they are. I was not able to do that with this short story - because - it is a short story.
I gave the 3.5 star rating because I was left with a promising author but no substantive novel. Looking forward to more from Allie.
(review of free book)
Review by:
Amber Drake
on Nov. 04, 2011 :
Great read! Okay I'll admit her kink is odd but this story encapsulates marriage in a nutshell. Him constantly paying out to get sex, never realising that she's dying for it - he's just not coming at her the right way lol.
I found this story very real and the ending even more so. Will wait impatiently for the next instalment.
(review of free book)
Review by:
Al Hayes
on Nov. 04, 2011 :
Ok read...maybe a bit far fetched but whatever turns you on!!!!
(reviewed within a month of purchase)