Confessions of a Dog Hater: The Complete Collection

By Ergo
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Published: Oct. 17, 2011
Words: 19,427 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781465793522

Short description

Confessions of a Dog Hater brings together three connected short stories: My Girlfriend, the Bitch; Suburban Pain; and Pet Girls of Suburbia. It combines the gravitas of Best in Show with the biting satire of Heart of Darkness, and is filled to the brim with kinky sex. An amazing literary accomplishment that is sure to attract some sort of government intervention. Buy it today, while you still can

Extended description

Confessions of a Dog Hater brings together three connected short stories: My Girlfriend, the Bitch; Suburban Pain; and Pet Girls of Suburbia. It combines the gravitas of Best in Show with the biting satire of Heart of Darkness, and is filled to the brim with kinky sex. An amazing literary accomplishment that is sure to attract some sort of government intervention. Buy it today, while you still can.

My Girlfriend, the Bitch

Vince and Sylvia were a normal, happy couple until Jurgen entered their lives, awaking Sylvia's desire to be dominated and Vince's desire to dominate. In this, the first book in the Confessions of a Dog Hater series, Sylvia convinces Vince to buy a puppy. In return, she must submit to his desire to humiliate and abuse her. (Read more) Confessions of a Dog Hater brings together three connected short stories: My Girlfriend, the Bitch; Suburban Pain; and Pet Girls of Suburbia. It combines the gravitas of Best in Show with the biting satire of Heart of Darkness, and is filled to the brim with kinky sex. An amazing literary accomplishment that is sure to attract some sort of government intervention. Buy it today, while you still can.

My Girlfriend, the Bitch

Vince and Sylvia were a normal, happy couple until Jurgen entered their lives, awaking Sylvia's desire to be dominated and Vince's desire to dominate. In this, the first book in the Confessions of a Dog Hater series, Sylvia convinces Vince to buy a puppy. In return, she must submit to his desire to humiliate and abuse her.

Suburban Pain

All Sylvia wants to do is move out of her shack in the inner city to a nice house somewhere where the air isn't quite so polluted and there aren't so many drunks wandering past her door. Unfortunately, in order to make this happen she must submit to the depraved desires of her boyfriend, Vince, as well as endure the punishment meted out by Sally, the beautiful but impatient real estate agent.

Pet Girls of Suburbia

Vince loves Sylvia, and Sylvia loves sadistic lesbian sex almost as much as she loves Vince. So it makes sense that they buy a new house together. To Sylvia, a new house means new furniture. To Vince, new furniture means only one thing - Swedish Hell. Luckily for him, they bump into Marissa the dog groomer while shopping and Sylvia decides that she'd rather get Bello the dog groomed than shop for a sofa. But Marissa isn't just any old dog groomer, and the dog show she wants to take Sylvia to isn't for the likes of Bello.

(This story contains consensual erotica)
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