Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies

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The Sugar Plum Fairies are tired of dancing for nothing. To make matters worse, the North Pole is freezing, they have to wear skimpy outfits and their poor little legs get worn out quickly. When the Elvin Labor Union was formed, the poor little fairies were left out of any sort of fair bargaining agreement.

The time has come for all of that to change. More

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Words: 5,440
Language: English
ISBN: 9781465713872
About John H. Carroll

John H. Carroll was the youngest of seven children and was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1970 where he was kept in a dresser drawer with the clean socks. Luckily, he wasn’t kept with the dirty socks or else he might have grown up to become slightly warped.

As a child, John spent most of his time wandering through the Mojave Desert in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the sky, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. One of his favorite memories is watching his dad build the fuselage of Evel Kneivel’s skycycle in their garage. One of his least favorite moments was watching that skycycle fall into the Snake River. (Not his dad’s fault and he has documentation to prove it, so nyah)

As a teenager, John spent most of his time driving wherever he could in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the road, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He was the captain of the chess team, lettered in golf and band while in high school, and wasn’t beaten up anywhere near as much as one might imagine.

As an adult, John spends most of his time staring at a computer screen in an attempt to avoid people. He stares at the monitor for hours, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He has been married to his wonderful wife for sixteen years and they have three obnoxio . . . wonderful children who always behave . . . when they’re asleep.

Emo bunny minions surround John at most times. He is their imaginary friend and they look to him for guidance. At one point, they took over the world. No one noticed because they left everything exactly as it was. They gave the world back after a week because it was depressing.

The Willden Trilogy is his first endeavor into the field of writing. Other series and standalone works will be forthcoming. In addition, John has written a number of short stories that can be found at most eBook sites. He writes in the evenings and weekends whenever possible. Regrettably, the family mentioned in a previous paragraph desires food and shelter, requiring the author to possess a full time job until his writing makes him rich.

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Reviews

Review by: Carol on July 28, 2013 :
Cute and clever
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

Review by: Victoria Zigler on Dec. 22, 2012 :
Loved it! It's short and sweet, very imaginative, and extremely entertaining!
(reviewed the day of purchase)

Review by: Sylvia King on June 28, 2012 :
Short and sweet. Loved it. Had a great big laugh. Can't wait to see what else is up this authors sleeve.
(review of free book)

Review by: Tinker Bell on May 15, 2012 :
I loved this Story it was just a bit short....
I found it very inventive though & i reckon kids would love this.
I know i did & i'm thirty one yrs young & the biggest kid around.
I think it's stories like this that bring our inner child to life!!!.
Thank You for sharing your great imagination with us...
I have some your other stories to & i'm looking forward to reading them soon.
(review of free book)

Review by: Patricia Crosswait on Dec. 05, 2011 : (no rating)
A very cute and creative story. I love different twists on old stories. I guess this story borrows more from old favorite stories and puts a different spin on them. I really liked it. I think kids would as well. Probably geared for older children though.
(review of free book)

Review by: Lisa Stewart on Oct. 23, 2011 :
Excellent, thank you for the cute book
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Review by: Christina M. Grey on Oct. 21, 2011 :
Cute read. Genius idea. Well written and entertaining, lots of nuggets of creative thought in here. Just in time for the holidays, too!
(review of free book)

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