The Happy Biker

By Gary Mark Rooney

Copyright 2011 Gary Mark Rooney

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Table of Contents

Introduction
Dedications
The Happy Biker
Thirty One Years
Brothers
Crush Depth
The Killer Queen
The Prince of Darkness
Fat Man
I Don’t Believe in Angels
Look in the Mirror
No Problem
Without Care
Tumbleweed
The Prism
Princess Dribbles (00:43:31.20 + 28:55:48.00)
Rules of Engagement
Psycho Bitch
Mr Stumblebum
Scared
Spacesuit
The Past Master of Psychological Warfare
Sinner
Hex Factor
Foolish Certainty
The Midnight Walk
The Four Donkeys of the Apocalypse
The Clinic
In My Arms
The Beancounter
Saltley Finger
The Man of Little Consequence
Posh Dianne
Beast Within
Street Party
Improbable Fellow
Gilded Cage
The Gymnasium
Killer in the Toolbox
The Castle
Thick
Rocky
Top of the World
Don’t
Goodbye Tommy
Tenby
Jimmy the Carrot
On Ladies Mile
If I Should Die Today
Monsters
Smile
Leaving Neverland
Bollards
Spiders
About the Author