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I was visitin a friend. It was late. I had never been there before. My phone DIED N mid-direction givin conversation. Luckily, I had my wall charger. I stopped at every broke down gas station, unplugged their vending machines & stood there on the phone. Then, I had 2 switch 2 house porches & HOPE no one saw me & called the police.



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My friend told me this man N St. Louis pulled a woman's head off on a public bus, a couple years ago. Like, yanked her head clean OFF her shoulders & she died on the steps by the door...Ummmmmm no he didn't. Show me CNN’s coverage on that story.



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‎My friend gone say...'Do I really have 2 actually READ the Bible, or can I Google it?' Ahhhhhh hell bound! ...How U gon Google the Gospel. Ask Jeeves bout Salvation. Wikinewtestament.



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I’m completely against dudes with hoop earrings. Especially LARGE ones that dangle back & forth, hittin Ur chin when U walk...then when U throw N a slick back, slashed shirt & skinny jeans....I hate U. & it's hard 4 me 2 hate somebody...but U made me.



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I think it’s funny when Black people R singin 'White music' & then look at U like, 'yeaaa, I listen 2 EVERYTHING' like they should get a reward 4 knowin Miley Cyrus's ‘The Climb’. No, I'm not impressed. I'm lookin at U like this cuz you’re loud. & we're N Kroger.



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