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These are pieces of my life in the length of a Facebook status.

All true. All foolish. All Status-ready.







I banned the 'Sleepy Beauty game' from the kids at daycare cuz all them lil kids really wanted 2 do was kiss each other N the mouth. Triflin 4 year olds.



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I saw a lil boy take a nasty fall down the steps comin from the pool. He got up like a G & didn’t even kno his chin was bleedin. I was like, aw man, I should tell him. WRONG. He saw blood & went NUCKIN FUTS. So I calmed him & walked him home, makin sure he didn’t pass out. Awkward moment when a stranger brings a bleedin child home 2 mom.



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I was visitin a friend. It was late. I had never been there before. My phone DIED N mid-direction givin conversation. Luckily, I had my wall charger. I stopped at every broke down gas station, unplugged their vending machines & stood there on the phone. Then, I had 2 switch 2 house porches & HOPE no one saw me & called the police.



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My friend told me this man N St. Louis pulled a woman's head off on a public bus, a couple years ago. Like, yanked her head clean OFF her shoulders & she died on the steps by the door...Ummmmmm no he didn't. Show me CNN’s coverage on that story.



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