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ANY LANDING YOU WALK AWAY FROM (IS A GOOD ONE)

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12.5 CENTS A LAUGH (23 Funny Poems)

By Jay Jana

©2010 JJANA


ELEMENTARY!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went out camping one fine day.

Into the Blue Ridge Mountains, yea, they hiked a long, long way.

They set up camp, cooked some grub and gobbled down their fill

Then laid back for some shut-eye in the evening dark and still.

Now some time later Holmes awoke and opened up his eyes;

Saw stars in countless thousands stretched across the open skies.

He woke his “pard;” Said, “Take a look! Now what can you divine?”

Thinks Doc, “Don’t matter what I say; here comes that stupid line.”


Element’ry, My dear Watson!

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