SIMON OF SPACE
Chester Burton Brown
Text by Chester Burton Brown; Illustrations by Matthew Hemming
Simon of Space on-line: http://CheeseburgerBrown.com
First printing: StoryZoo Studios edition, September 2005
Second printing: Ephemera Bound edition, February 2008
Third printing: Lulu edition, August 2008
Fourth printing: Smashwords edition, February 2012
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I THINK, THEREFORE
Do you remember the first moment of your life?
I do, but then most people suffer from the inherent deficits of infancy when they are born, whereas I had the special indignity and privilege of being thirty-six years old at the time.
I admit that I did soil myself. In this respect I am on par with a lot of other people, though my insides were not stuffed with healthy black meconium but rather the still spicy remains of a sumptuous meal enjoyed shortly before the beginning of my life.