FIVE STARS! HOW TO BECOME A FILM CRITIC, THE WORLD’S GREATEST JOB
Christopher Null at Smashwords
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For the Filmcritic.com gang
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So you want to be a film critic?
Do you see every movie that hits your local multiplex? Are you the office gossip when it comes to celebrity weddings and breakups? Or maybe you just love to riff Monty Python lines with the guy in the cubicle next door.
Or maybe you just really love the movies.
While all of these traits are great, none of them are what being a film critic is really about.
To become a great critic, you need the following characteristics, in this order: