Horror, Humor, and Heroes
Copyright © 2009 by Jim Bernheimer
Cover design by Shannon Farrell
Book design by Jim Bernheimer and Ted Vinzani
All rights reserved.
This is a work of fiction. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means including information storage and retrieval systems, without permission in writing from the author. The only exception is by a reviewer, who may quote short excerpts in a review.
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Printed in the United States of America by CreateSpace
First Printing: February 2009
Dedication and Acknowledgements
First and foremost, I’d like to thank my wife and daughters for putting up with all my foolishness. Kim is an extremely patient woman and for that, I’m eternally grateful. Laura and Marissa are a pair of wonderful girls and a portion of the proceeds from this work will be used to spoil them rotten. Special thanks to my sister-in-law, Shannon Farrell for the cover art.