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The Musical Picture Tie
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By Frankie Lassut

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The Musical Picture Tie

Published by Wonky Books at Smashwords

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Important note: Don’t forget to laugh.

EPUB ISBN: 978-1-908796-42-4

EBOOK ISBN: 978-1-908796-43-1

PART 1

THE TIE

A ‘harmless’ bit of fun. There’s no horror here.

For sweet Dee Anne, who triggered & inspired it:

I met Dee Anne when I was driving Coventry buses. She was/is? One of those girls who ride the buses all the time, chasing the drivers, and also, men in general. She had a pattern, it went something like this: