Goodison Goebbels: Kamikaze Art Critic
Published by Mike O’Connor at Smashwords.
Copyright 2010 Mike O’Connor
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Goodison Goebbels had never been able to grow a decent moustache. But unlike Hitler, he knew neither art nor what he liked. Goebbels was, in essence, a halitosis ridden, nihilistic dwarf, with one glass eye, two buck teeth, three degrees obtained from the prestigious Academy of Pretentious Wank in Austria and a voice that could be kindly described as high pitched.
With an IQ that ran into double figures, he was deemed too intelligent to present a television game show or write a column for a tabloid newspaper. The traditional, if somewhat hazardous career path of law, farming, mercenary soldiery, transvestism and genital piercing finally led Goebbels to his true vocation - that of television art critic. A man who couldn’t even spell conscience, on account of his being dyslexic, much less have one, on account of being a sociopath, his proudest achievement was the violent suicide of Hubert Hubenstein, darling of the Islington elite and father of Post-Modernist-Pre-Expressionist-Contemporary-Cubo-Vacuuism.